Life can get so intense, so I am ever grateful when God drops a funny bomb through the mouths of my children. If you are my Faceb*ok friend then you’ve probably heard most of these, but I’d thought I’d post them for a good laugh anyway.
While my kids were playing Flashlight Tag outside, Daughter of Purpose came inside. She said she doesn’t like that game. The dark got in her way.
While eating lunch one day, The Talker said, “It’s my apple’s birthday today so as a gift I am not going to eat him.” Very creative excuse.
Just last night Daughter of Purpose says to The Driver, “Dad you should marry mommy. But you have to marry in the closet because it’s disgusting cause you keep licking each other.”
One day while reading “Guess How Much I L*ve You”, I think I got the short end of the stick. I said that I loved Daughter of Purpose more than chocolate chip cookies. She replied, “I love you more than the grass.”
Have a good weekend and look for funny bombs to be dropped in your house. They’ll help you keep going. As for me, I’ll be knee deep in swapping summer clothes out for winter clothes. Yippee!
The “birthday apple” is hilarious!